Take Texas The Way Texas Takes Bourbon.

There Is An Interesting Resemblance In The Speeches Of Dictators, No Matter What Country They May Hail From Or What Language They May Speak.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In The World That Really Count. One Kind's Wheat And The Other Kind's Emeralds.

You Lose In The End Unless You Know How The Wheel Is Fixed Or Can Fix It Yourself.

A Story Must Simmer In Its Own Juice For Months Or Even Years Before It's Ready To Serve.

I Like Any Place That Isn't Here.