Take, V.t. To Acquire, Frequently By Force

Phrenology, N. The Science Of Picking The Pocket Through The Scalp. It Consists In Locating And Exploiting The Organ That One Is A Dupe With.

An Election Is Nothing More Than The Advanced Auction Of Stolen Goods.

Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.

Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A Malevolent Conspiracy Of The Hen, The Cow, And The Cook.

Rebel, N. A Proponent Of A New Misrule Who Has Failed To Establish It.