Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

Goalies Almost Never Get Credit For Winning A Game, But They Always Get Blamed For Losing A Game.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

Even The Most Self-confident People, At One Point Of Their Lives, Felt Like Outsiders Or Felt Like They Weren't Being Heard Or Seen Or Witnessed In Some Way.

I Don't Like To Get Angry. It Doesn't Make Me Feel Good. It Is Very Human, But It's Also A Loss Of Control, And I Like To Have That Kind Of Control.