Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All

There's Such A Freewheeling Nature To 'second City,' And The Greatest Thing About 'second City' Was Having A Sophisticated Audience Night After Night Who Appreciated What It Was. They Knew It Wasn't All Going To Be Great When You Improvised, So They Were Very Forgiving That Way.

People Say, 'what's The Secret To A Marriage?' There's No Secret - I Think You Get Lucky.

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

I Think Anyone Loves To Play A Character That Is Either Evil To A Certain Extent Or Has A Real Definable Character Flaw. Those Are Always Really Fun, And, I Think, Funny.

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.