Taxation: How The Sheep Are Shorn.

If You Feel That You're Not Ready To Die, Never Fear; Nature Will Give You Complete And Adequate Assistance When The Time Comes.

Civilization Is A Youth With A Molotov Cocktail In His Hand. Culture Is The Soviet Tank Or L.a. Cop That Guns Him Down.

My Books Always Make The Best-seller Lists In Wolf Hole, Arizona, And Hanksville, Utah.

The Absurd Vanity Of Metaphysicians Who Like To Imagine That They Create The World By Thinking About It.

We Judge Individual Man And Women As We Do Nations And Races -- By The Character Of Their Achievement And By Their Achievement Of Character.