Taxation: How The Sheep Are Shorn.

Passion, Sexual Passion, May Lead To Marriage, But Cannot Sustain Marriage. The Purpose Of Marriage Is The Raising Of Children, For Which Patience, Not Passion, Is The Necessary Foundation.

In The Afternoon I Watch The Clouds Drift Past The Bald Peak Of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (someone Has To Do It.)

Susan Sontag: What She Really Wanted, Throughout Her Career, Was To Grow Up To Be A Frenchman.

There's Nothing So Obscene And Depressing As An American Christmas.

The Missionaries Go Forth To Christianize The Savages - As If The Savages Weren't Dangerous Enough Already.