Teaching Cobol Ought To Be Regarded As

When I Came Back From Munich, It Was September, And I Was Professor Of Mathematics At The Eindhoven University Of Technology. Later I Learned That I Had Been The Department's Third Choice, After Two Numerical Analysts Had Turned The Invitation Down; The Decision To Invite Me Had Not Been An Easy One, On The One Hand Because I Had Not Really Studied Mathematics, And On The Other Hand Because Of My Sandals, My Beard And My "arrogance" (whatever That May Be).

Don't Compete With Me: Firstly, I Have More Experience, And Secondly, I Have Chosen The Weapons.

Computer Science Has As Much To Do With Computers As Astronomy Has To Do With Telescopes.

Programming In Basic Causes Brain Damage.

Besides A Mathematical Inclination, An Exceptionally Good Mastery Of One's Native Tongue Is The Most Vital Asset Of A Competent Programmer.