Television Is Democracy At Its Ugliest.

You Don't Send A Man To His Death Because You Want A Hero.

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

You're Not Such A Dog As You Think You Are.

All My Brothers, My Brothers-in-law, They're Always Telling Me What A Good-hearted Guy I Am. You Don't Get To Be Good-hearted By Accident. You Get Kicked Around Long Enough, You Get To Be A Real Professor Of Pain.

You British Plundered Half The World For Your Own Profit. Let's Not Pass It Off As The Age Of Enlightenment.