Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far

A Decent Boldness Ever Meets With Friends.

I Only Hope Those Rumors I Hear About What Goes On In Prison Are Greatly Exaggerated.

Now Son, You Don’t Want To Drink Beer. That’s For Daddies, And Kids With Fake Ids.

Even A Fool Learns Something Once It Hits Him.

Whenever A Man Is Tired, Wine Is A Great Restorer Of Strength.