Tell Us Your Phobias And We Will

If Mr. Einstein Doesn't Like The Natural Laws Of The Universe, Let Him Go Back To Where He Came From.

My First Big Mistake Was Made When, In A Moment Of Weakness, I Consented To Learn The Game; For A Man Who Can Frankly Say "i Do Not Play Bridge" Is Allowed To Go Over In The Corner And Run The Pianola By Himself, While The Poor Neophyte, No Matter How Much He May Protest That He Isn't "at All A Good Player, In Fact I'm Perfectly Rotten," Is Never Believed, But Dragged Into A Game Where It Is Discovered, Too Late, That He Spoke The Truth.

There Is Probably No More Obnoxious Class Of Citizen, Taken End For End, Than The Returning Vacationist.

In America There Are Two Classes Of Travel - First Class, And With Children.

It Has Always Seemed To Me That The Most Difficult Part Of Building A Bridge Would Be The Start.