Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

A Newspaper, Not Having To Act On Its Descriptions And Reports, But Only To Sell Them To Idly Curious People, Has Nothing But Honor To Lose By Inaccuracy And Non-veracity.

The Conversion Of A Savage To Christianity Is The Conversion Of Christianity To Savagery.

Nothing Is Ever Done In This World Until Men Are Prepared To Kill One Another If It Is Not Done.

The Golden Rule Is That There Are No Golden Rules.

The Unconscious Self Is The Real Genius. Your Breathing Goes Wrong The Moment Your Conscious Self Meddles With It.