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When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.