Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.