Thank God For Baseball.

It Looked Like Roy Rogers Rode Through On Trigger, And Trigger Kicked The Guy In The Face.

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'

Billy (martin) Wasn't Afraid Of Anything.