Thank God For The Gays. I Don't

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

If You Can Accept Your Differentness And Learn To Love It And Encourage It, Then You Can Be Someone Wonderful.

Hawaii Doesn't Smell Like Sex To Me. It's The Only Place In The World That Smells Like That, But It's Not Sex, It's - Freedom.

When You Reach A Certain Age, You Have Fulfilled Your Childhood Dream And Whatever Your First Or Second Adulthood Led You To Do. Then You're In Your Third Adulthood, The One That Leads To The Grave, And You Ask Yourself, "what Will I Do Between Now And Then?" Instead Of Thinking In Terms Of Glamour, You Start Thinking In Terms Of Reform - Your Contribution To The World.