Thank God That I Had The Ability

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.

I Named My New Son James Joseph Brown Ii. I Think He's Going To Be A Lot Better Than I Was.

Got Ants In My Pants And I Need To Dance, So Big Fine Mama, Come Give Me A Chance.

My Music Wasn't Written By Mozart, Beethoven, Bach Or Schubert. It's Written By God And Me. They Go "a One And A Two And Up." We Start On The Downbeat. Bam! And That's Where We Got Them.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.