Thank You All From The Pit Of

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

I Hate Myself, And I Want To Die