That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

British Women Can't Cook.

Do You Know They Have Eating Dogs For The Anorexic Now?

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.