That's Al Qaeda's New Plan: To Destroy

It's Good That People Don't Like You. That's Good. It Means That You Are Doing Something Interesting.

Laugh Loudly, Laugh Often, And Most Important, Laugh At Yourself.

Vomit And Feces Are Two Reason I Have Decided Not To Procreate.

Don't Choose The Better Guy, Choose The Guy That's Gonna Make You The Better Girl

I've Never Made Love To A Ghost But I Have Made Love To Men Who Are A Few Years Away From Becoming A Ghost.