That's It Baby, If You've Got It,

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

These Men Both Publicly And Privately Have Done So Much For Me. Without Nathan Lane And Matthew Broderick I Would Be Living In A Little Motel Just Around The Corner Here, Trying To Make Ends Meet.

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.