That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old