That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.