That's The Quickest Way To My Heart:

You Can Tell A Great Athlete By, Like, Not How Many Times He Wins, Unlike When He Loses. Because That's What Is Gonna Make A Swimmer.

I Hate To Lose. I Like Winning.

I Took My Weight Training To A New Level.

Going Out To Look For A Date, I Don't Have To Do That. They Come To Me.

Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.