That's What Tiggers Do Best!

If The English Language Had Been Properly Organized ... Then There Would Be A Word Which Meant Both 'he' And 'she', And I Could Write, 'if John Or Mary Comes Heesh Will Want To Play Tennis', Which Would Save A Lot Of Trouble.

If You Were A Cloud, And Sailed Up There, You'd Sail On Water As Blue As Air, And You'd See Me Here In The Fields And Say: 'doesn't The Sky Look Green Today?

The Spring Has Sprung, The Grass Is Rizz. I Wonder Where Them Birdies Is?

It Is A Terrible Thing For An Author To Have A Lot Of People Running About His Book Without Any Invitation From Him At All.

A Quotation Is A Handy Thing To Have About, Saving One The Trouble Of Thinking For Oneself, Always A Laborious Business.