That Secondary Provides Worse Coverage Than A

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

There's No Doubt About It, Show Business Lures The People Who Didn't Get Enough Love, Attention, Or Approval Early In Life And Have Grown Up To Become Bottomless, Gaping Vessels Of Terrifying, Abject Need. Please Laugh.

Let Me Use Their Own Terminology Against Them. They Aborted A Child In The 200th Trimester.

Most Americans Will Let Liberals And Conservatives Play Their Games Because Most Americans Don't Pay Attention.