That Was The Worst Part About Having

Just Remember That Sometimes, The Way You Think About A Person Isn't The Way They Actually Are... People Are Different When You Can Smell Them And See Them Up Close.

You Can't Just Make Yourself Matter And Then Die, Alaska, Because Now I Am Irretrievably Different, And I'm Sorry I Let You Go, Yes, But You Made The Choice. You Left Me Perhapsless, Stuck In Your Goddamned Labyrinth. And Now I Don't Even Know If You Chose The Straight And Fast Way Out, If You Left Me Like This On Purpose. And So I Never Knew You, Did I? I Can't Remember, Because I Never Knew.

I'm Not Asexual. I'm Arelationshipal.

You Will Not Kill My Girlfriend Today, International Terrorists Of Ambiguous Nationality!

The Side Effects Of Dying In Your Pants Isn't Really Funny… Alright, It's A Little Funny.