That Which Today Calls Itself Science Gives

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

A Drink A Day Keeps The Shrink Away.

As War And Government Prove, Insanity Is The Most Contagious Of Diseases.

Of Course I Litter The Public Highway. Every Chance I Get. After All, It's Not The Beer Cans That Are Ugly; It's The Highway That Is Ugly.

Wilderness Is Not A Luxury But A Necessity Of The Human Spirit, And As Vital To Our Lives As Water And Good Bread. A Civilization Which Destroys What Little Remains Of The Wild, The Spare, The Original, Is Cutting Itself Off From Its Origins And Betraying The Principle Of Civilization Itself.