The Ability To Laugh Heartily Is The

The Audience Bursts Into Laughter. With The Tragic Gag I Don't Expect The Audience To Laugh (if They Do, I Have Failed) But I Expect A Black Silence From Them That Is Almost As Violent: As Laughter.

A Prig Always Finds A Last Refuge In Responsibility.

Stupidity Is Always Astounding, No Matter How Often One Encounters It.

If It Has To Choose Who Is To Be Crucified, The Crowd Will Always Save Barabbas.

I Have Not Looked At A Newspaper In Twenty Years; If One Is Brought Into The Room, I Flee. This Is Not Because I Am Indifferent But Because One Cannot Follow Every Road.