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Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

A Lot Of People Like Snow. I Find It To Be An Unnecessary Freezing Of Water.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

Inviting People To Laugh With You While You Are Laughing At Yourself Is A Good Thing To Do. You May Be A Fool But You're The Fool In Charge.

People Have A Comic Bent Or An Angularity To Their Thinking, And Those Are The People Who Make Jokes. And It's Usually People Who Were In An Environment, When They Were Young, Where Jokes Were At A Premium, Or At Least Considered Important To A Life. My Parents Always Listened To The Comedy Radio Shows, We Went To The Comedy Movies, And My Parents Appreciated Comedy. So Kids Listen And Follow What Their Parents Like.