The Accusation Is Always On The First

I Have An Extraordinary Attention Span. I Manage To Juggle Two Or Three Different Ideas At The Same Time, And That's Probably, If I Have A Gift, That's Probably The Best Gift That's Given Me.

The Spaghetti Sauce Is A Good Thing To Think About. Morning, Noon, And Night, Think About The Spaghetti Sauce. Think About Hustling Other People To Buy The Spaghetti Sauce.

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.

In The Early Days Of Films, The Movie Star In This Country Replaced Royalty. They've Been Demoted Since Then But They're Still Treated As Beings Larger Than Life.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.