The Artist's Job? To Be A Miracle

The Moral Duty Of The Free Writer Is To Begin His Work At Home: To Be A Critic Of His Own Community, His Own Country, His Own Government, His Own Culture. The More Freedom The Writer Possesses, The Greater The Moral Obligation To Play The Role Of Critic.

My Books Always Make The Best-seller Lists In Wolf Hole, Arizona, And Hanksville, Utah.

For This World That Men Have Made, None Of Us Is Bad Enough. For The World That Made Us, None Is Good Enough.

Every Writer Has His Favorite Coterie Of Enemies: Mine Is The East Coast Literati -- Those Prep School Playmates And Their Ivy League Colleagues.

The Only Thing Worse Than A Knee-jerk Liberal Is A Knee-pad Conservative.