The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem

Eternal Nothingness Is Fine If You Happen To Be Dressed For It.

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.

But What If Everyone In The World Behaved Like Me And Came Here And Shot Brisseau Through The Ear? What A Mess! And Of Course We'd Need Valet Parking.

What A World. It Could Be So Wonderful If It Wasn't For Certain People.

How Does Gravity Work? And If It Were To Cease Suddenly, Would Certain Restaurants Still Require A Jacket?