The Bathroom Scale Knows Nothing Of Extenuating

Since Events Are Not Metaphors, The Literal-minded Have A Certain Advantage In Dealing With Them.

No Chaos, No Creation. Evidence: The Kitchen At Mealtime.

Inequality Is A Fact. Equality Is A Value.

Blonds Look Angelic, But Can (oh, Happy!) Be Fleshy As Well.

Alcohol Postpones Anxiety, Then Multiplies It.