The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

In Love, First Please The Eye, Then Win The Heart.