The Beginning Sets The Rules.

Self-blame Usually Has An Undertone Of Self-congratulation.

At The End Of Every Diet, The Path Curves Back To The Trough.

Reversing A Proposition Rearranges Its Terms, But Still Keeps Out New Terms.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Vanity Well Fed Is Benevolent. Vanity Hungry Is Spiteful.