The Benson And Hedges Cup Was Won

A Life Without Fame Can Be A Good Life, But Fame Without A Life Is No Life At All.

You Can't Be Young Always. The Day Will Come When Everything Will Fall Apart.

I Taught Myself Russian, Which Was Very, Very Useful, Especially For Poetry And In Fact If You Can't Read Pushkin In Russian, You're Really Missing Something.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Like A Brown Condom Full Of Walnuts.

My Wife Spoke Perfect Italian And She Was Very Beautiful And Very Suave Italian Men Were Crowding Around Her, Talking All The Time And If I Was To Even Understand What Was Going On, I Had To Learn The Language Fast.