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Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

If You're Following The News, You Know That The Major Religions Differ In Their Interpretation Of The Holy Books. For Example, One Way To Interpret God's Will Is That You Should Love Your Neighbor. An Alternate Reading Of The Holy Books Might Lead You To Rig A Donkey Cart With Small Mortar Rockets And Aim It At A Hotel Full Of Infidels. In Summary, Po-tay-to, Poh-tah-to. Religions Are Very Flexible.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

The Children Are Our Future. And That Is Why, Ultimately, We're Screwed Unless We Do Something About It. If You Haven't Noticed, The Children Who Are Our Future Are Good-looking, But They Aren't All That Bright. As Dense As They Might Be, They Will Eventually Notice That Adults Have Spent All The Money, Spread Disease, And Turned The Planet Into A Smoky, Filthy Ball Of Death. We're Raising An Entire Generation Of Dumb, Pissed-off Kids Who Know Where The Handguns Are Kept. This Is Not A Good Recipe For A Happy Future.