The Best Any Human Can Do Is

Dinosaur: I Plan To Use Punctuated Equilibrium To Turn This Zit Into A Third Eye. Catbert: That's Not A Natural Advantage. You'd Better Stay Away From The Fitter Dinosaurs.

Ideas Are Worthless. Execution Is Everything.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.