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It Is A Maxim Universally Agreed Upon In Agriculture, That Nothing Must Be Done Too Late; And Again, That Everything Must Be Done At Its Proper Season; While There Is A Third Precept Which Reminds Us That Opportunities Lost Can Never Be Regained.

It Is Ridiculous To Suppose That The Great Head Of Things, Whatever It Be, Pays Any Regard To Human Affairs.

The Largest Land Animal Is The Elephant, And It Is The Nearest To Man In Intelligence: It Understands The Language Of Its Country And Obeys Orders, Remembers Duties That It Has Been Taught, Is Pleased By Affection And By Marks Of Honour, Nay More It Possesses Virtues Rare Even In Man, Honesty, Wisdom, Justice, Also Respect For The Stars And Reverence For The Sun And Moon.

Our Youth And Manhood Are Due To Our Country, But Our Declining Years Are Due To Ourselves.

No Mortal Man, Moreover Is Wise At All Moments.