The Best Liar Is He Who Makes

There Is Nothing So Unthinkable As Thought, Unless It Be The Entire Absence Of Thought.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.

Christ Was Only Crucified Once And For A Few Hours. Think Of The Hundreds Of Thousands Whom Christ Has Been Crucifying In A Quiet Way Ever Since.

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.