The Best Liar Is He Who Makes

Life Is One Long Process Of Getting Tired.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

Let Us Eat And Drink Neither Forgetting Death Unduly Nor Remembering It. The Lord Hath Mercy On Whom He Will Have Mercy, Etc., And The Less We Think About It The Better.

Work With Some Men Is As Besetting A Sin As Idleness.

Christ Was Only Crucified Once And For A Few Hours. Think Of The Hundreds Of Thousands Whom Christ Has Been Crucifying In A Quiet Way Ever Since.