The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

When Someone Does A Small Task Beautifully, Their Whole Environment Is Affected By It.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

Why Do People Give Each Other Flowers? To Celebrate Various Important Occasions, They’re Killing Living Creatures? Why Restrict It To Plants? 'sweetheart, Let’s Make Up. Have This Deceased Squirrel.

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have

Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up, Bs Excuse For Not Doing Your Work.