The Best Sentence? The Shortest.

Irony And Pity Are Two Good Counselors: One, In Smiling, Makes Life Pleasurable; The Other, Who Cries, Makes It Sacred.

True Education Is The Ability To Discern The Difference Between What You Do Know And What You Don't.

Man Is So Made That He Can Only Find Relaxation From One Kind Of Labor By Taking Up Another.

Religion Has Done Love A Great Service By Making It A Sin.

Caress Your Phrase Tenderly; It Will End By Smiling At You.