The Best Side Drew (after A Hard

The Problem With You, Son, Is That All Your Brains Are In Your Head. (to A Liverpool Trainee)

Train The Right Way. Help Each Other. It's A Form Of Socialism Without The Politics.

If Everton Were Playing Down The Bottom Of My Garden, I'd Draw The Curtains.

Football Is A Simple Game Made Complicated By People Who Should Know Better.

The Trouble With Referees Is That They Know The Rules, But They Do Not Know The Game.