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I Very Much Believe In Rescuing Animals, Not Buying Them.

I Guess I Was A Mom So Late In Life, My Daughter Was The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

People Can Get Crazier As They Get Older. I Can Just Be Weird Whenever I Want, And There's The Freedom Of Not Caring What People Think.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.