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I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I Ain't Never Seen No "chocohol". We Got An Epidemic, People: People Who Like Chocolate But Don't Understand Word Endings. They're Probably "over-workaholled".

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.