The Better The Opposition Put In Front

I Don't Particularly Enjoy Watching International Football In The Way That I Used To. It Hurts Me To Say That, But It's True.

He's Fantastic On The Ground But Obviously He Is Very Tall. (on Peter Crouch)

If You Cut Me In Half, I'm A Footballer.

It Bothers Me When I Don't Score.

Bayern Munich Are Probably The Standout Team On The Planet.