The Bible, I've Said It Before, Is

Sage Advice? If You're Drunk, Stay Away From The Phone. You Can't Get The Answering Machine Message Back.

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.

When Pat Buchanan Came Out Against The Beijing Women's Conference And There Were Women Standing Next To Him, Smiling And Laughing When He Was Making Fun Of It, I Was So Embarrassed. I Don't Mind When The More Liberal Or Moderate Republican Women Talk About Smaller Government Or Money Issues And Things Of That Nature. But When I See A Conservative Republican Woman In Line With The Christian Right Or Coming Out Against Abortion And Day-care Issues And For Taking Away Womens' Aid, I See A Self-hating, Unenlightened Woman, Like A Self-hating Jew. That Blows My Mind. I Don't Get It At All.

I Was Just Utterly Oblivious To How Difficult It Was, And How Difficult It Was Going To Be, And Then Also In The Mid-eighties Through The Mid-nineties There Was A Boom Of Sorts. So There Were Plenty Of Stages. If I Had Started Now, There Would Be Very Few Places To Get Better And Better.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.