The Bible, I've Said It Before, Is

Sometimes There's A Lot Of Tangents Because I Forget What I'm Going To Say So Much. Sometimes There's Very Little Tangents And Stuff For Some Reason, And Then Some Nights It's All Tangents And I Can't Find My Way, And Then Sometimes I Wind Up Just Talking About Something Completely Extemporaneously And Then Never Mention It Again Ever. It's Just Completely Different.

He [god] Just Seems So Man-made To Me. There Are So Many Theories, And Not Everyone Can Be Right. It's Human Nature To Need A Religious Crutch, And I Don't Begrudge Anyone That. I Just Don't Need One.

Sometimes I Am Very Pleased With Lifestyle And Sometimes I Feel Utterly Worthless Because I Have So Few Interests.

I Didn't Start Acting Until I Was 27, And That Was Just Through Gary Shandling And Ben Stiller Who I Knew Through Stand-up. And They Both In The Same Year Offered Me Parts On Their Programs Which Was Unbelievably Lucky And Fortuitous.

You Know George W. Bush Is A War-time President, He Says - Proudly. Guess What. War Is Failure! When You Are At War, You Have Failed! When You Have Gone To A War Of Choice And Lied About It, You're A Double-triple, Triple-quadruple Failure! Or A Warlord. It's Called A Warlord In Other Countries. A War Time President Here. One Man's Ceiling I Guess Is Another Man's Floor. George Bush Is A Warlord. He's A Failure!