The Bible Is Like A Bull Fiddle,

A Recession Is When Your Neighbour Has To Tighten His Belt. A Depression Is When You Have To Tighten Your Own Belt. And A Panic Is When You Have No Belt To Tighten And Your Pants Fall Down.

The Liberals Talk About A Stable Government But We Don't Know How Bad The Stable Is Going To Smell.

He Was The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Could Get Money From The Rich And Votes From The Poor With The Promise To Protect Them From Each Other.

The Inescapable Fact Is That When We Build A Society Based On Greed, Selfishness, And Ruthless Competition, The Fruits We Can Expect To Reap Are Economic Insecurity At Home And International Discord Abroad.

I Went Around To The Little Schoolhouses, Talking Like A Professor, Explaining Our Platform. We Were Lucky If The Collection Gave Us Enough For Gas To Get To The Next Place. We Encouraged Questions, And People Asked Us If It Was True We Were Going To Take Their Farms, Like The Soviets In Russia, And Did We Believe In God.