The Bigger The Humbug, The Better People

I Would Rather Hear The Pleased Laugh Of A Child Over Some Feature Of My Exhibition Than Receive As I Did The Flattering Compliments Of The Prince Of Wales.

True Economy Consists In Always Making The Income Exceed The Out-go. Wear The Old Clothes A Little Longer If Necessary; Dispense With The New Pair Of Gloves; Mend The Old Dress: Live On Plainer Food If Need Be; So That, Under All Circumstances, Unless Some Unforeseen Accident Occurs, There Will Be A Margin In Favor Of The Income.

In The United States, Where We Have More Land Than People, It Is Not At All Difficult For Persons In Good Health To Make Money.

More Persons, On The Whole, Are Humbugged By Believing In Nothing, Than By Believing Too Much.

The Common Man, No Matter How Sharp And Tough, Actually Enjoys Having The Wool Pulled Over His Eyes, And Makes It Easier For The Puller.