The Biggest Critics Of My Books Are

Your Whole Life Is Ahead Of You. Don't You Ever Forget That.

I Write About Real People In Disguise. If Anything, My Characters Are Toned Down-the Truth Is Much More Bizarre.

Men Are Cheaters. Women Are Not To Be Trusted. And Most People Are Dumb.

I Know That I Am Very Popular In Holland, In Fact I Have Visited Amsterdam Several Times To Publicize My Books. I Have A Great Publisher In Holland And They Have Published All Of My Books In Dutch.

I Don't Like Being In One Place Too Long. Five Days Just About Does It For Me Because I Have A Very Low Threshold For Boredom.