The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your

Now, See There. Just Because I'm Wearing My Super-dike Sweatshirt, You Think I'm A Lesbian. I Guess If I Were Wearing A String Of Pearls, You'd Think I Was An Oyster.

The Spending Of Our Tax Dollars By The Pentagon Represents The Greatest Social Disease Of Our Country; I Call It Pentagonorrhea.

Countermovements Among Racists And Sexists And Nazifiers Are Just As Relentless As Dirt On A Coffee Table. . . . Every Housewife Knows That If You Don't Sooner Or Later Dust . . . The Whole Place Will Be Dirty Again.

There's A Difference Between Vaselining The Rapee And Catching The Rapist.

Women Are Dirt Searchers; Their Greatest Worth Is Irradicating Rings On Collars And Tables. Never Mind Real-estate Boards' Corruption And Racism, Here's Your Soapsuds. Everything She Is Doing Is Peripheral, Expendable, Crucial, And Non-negotiable. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness.