The Birth Of A Doubt That Was

I Tried Heroin Once And I Didn't Like It. It Frightened Me.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

Somebody Said To Me This Morning, 'to What Do You Attribute Your Longevity?' I Don't Know. I Mean, I Couldn't Have Planned My Life Out Better. By All Accounts I Should Be Dead! The Abuse I Put My Body Through: The Drugs, The Alcohol, The Lifestyle I've Lived The Last 30 Years!

As Long As There Are Kids Who Are Pissed Off And Have No Real Way In Venting Out That Anger, Heavy Metal Will Live On.

I'm Hoping To Do A Broadway Musical On The Life Of Rasputin. He's Someone I Can Definitely Identify With.