The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean

I Make A Living Off (politicians), So I Can't Knock 'em. Every Time We Elect Some Fellow We Think He's Terrible And Then When We Get Another One In He's Worse. So, I Am Always In Favor Of Keeping The One We've Got And Let The Other Go.

The Republicans Have A Habit Of Having Three Bad Years And One Good One, And The Good One Always Happens To Be Election Years.

Successful Colleges Will Start Laying Plans For A New Stadium; Unsuccessful Ones Will Start Hunting A New Coach

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.