The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said

The Hunchback Of Notre-dame, Who Said To His Tailor Irving, Forget The Slacks - Please Work On The Blazer! Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!

Amelia Earhart, Who Said, Stop Looking For Me; See If You Can Find My Luggage! Never Got A Dinner!

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!