The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Pancreas, Who Overheard His Liver Singing I Got A Right To Sing The Blues. Never Got A Dinner!