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Want To Hear A Sad Story About The Dukakis Campaign? The Governor Of Massachusetts, He Lost His Top Naval Advisor Last Week. His Rubber Ducky Drowned In The Bathtub.

We Have Seen Pictures [of Mars] Where There There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen, That Means We Can Breathe.

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.

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It Would Be A Serious Mistake To Replace A Seasoned Statesman With A Tempermental Tycoon Who Has No Respect For The Constitution.